The Journal of pSuedoscience

After critical acclaim for Volume 1 and Volume 2, Satellite Conventions is looking to publish another edition of The Journal of pSuedoscience. As before we want to educate discerning fans with information on the latest pScientific discoveries (e.g. perpetual motion machines, galactic travel by mushroom). Submissions should be of a pSuedoscientific nature, the more amusing or outrageous the better.

pSubmission guidelines:

• Entries should be in the form of a Drabble of exactly 100 words and a title of up to 15 additional words. For details and examples, see Ansible's "A Very Short Anthology" and, of course, our previous editions (Volume 1, Volume 2).
• Please send your pSubmissions to pScience@eight.satelliteX.org.uk
• No time wasters please... unless you are announcing a new device powered by waste time!